earthempress:

When hot people actually think you’re attractive 

image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via tronglegacy)

Well worth the wait 😄 #iphone #iphone6 #gold #apple #upgrade

Well worth the wait 😄 #iphone #iphone6 #gold #apple #upgrade

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 

(via xosehunnie)

az-uki:

WHAT EVEN seriously candice wtf are you doing to me

az-uki:

WHAT EVEN seriously candice wtf are you doing to me

(via ohkmik)

yasgawd:

nothing is like getting ate out with no pressure to have sex afterwards

god bless guys who eat just to eat

(via ohkmik)

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Oh how I wish.

asn808:

I’m so jelly of all you lucky people that get messages and pictures in your inbox. I get nothing :

(via blowinlikenothing)

He’s my BRO(BEE)‼️ Get it😉 #imadeafunny #yogabbgabba #brobee #uncle #niece  (at Westfield Galleria at Roseville)

He’s my BRO(BEE)‼️ Get it😉 #imadeafunny #yogabbgabba #brobee #uncle #niece (at Westfield Galleria at Roseville)

"Make love, don’t fight, let’s hook tonight" #me #myself #I #work #clublife #LEDearrings #tie #selfie #smirk  (at Badlands Sacramento)

"Make love, don’t fight, let’s hook tonight" #me #myself #I #work #clublife #LEDearrings #tie #selfie #smirk (at Badlands Sacramento)

joeycab:

pandabearjayy:

Chipotle keeps it too real.

ew

joeycab:

pandabearjayy:

Chipotle keeps it too real.

ew

(via digmyditto)